Eileen Gilbert

Proud to have been crowned Miss Molvania, 1990, by Australia's illustrious Quantum Airlines and awarded a lucrative 40 year contract as the spokesmodel for Sweeten Toothpaste, the only Molvanian toothpaste made with real cane sugar!

She also poses nude or shoots a skin flick whenever her agent can hook her up with a deal, surprisingly often!

She's perhaps the only reigning beauty queen in the world who gives you the pleasure of watching as she tries to insert a 14" zucchini where the sun don't (often) shine.

Sweeten just doesn't seem to care what deviltry she gets up to, they just love their Elizabeth!